Entries from Rules for the Game tagged with 'Funny'
On the Lighter Side
A few bits of wisdom (& a couple of funnys)...
SUPERIOR JOB APPLICATION! - THE HOW TO OF APPLICATION ETIQUETTE
This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida........and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!...
Subject: Quotes Department
Some of these may be a repeat, but they are cute. (NOTE: For the younger readers - most of the people who made this quotes have passed on)...
Start the New Year with some good Catholic Giggles....
Dear All: This information is definitely for those who know!...
Over the Hill 2 - 11 more short perspectives
Did you ever notice??...
Random Thoughts
- 20 little bits of wisdom for consideration...
Here is my concern (being a male of the species)
3 years ago, It was the...
Crazy Love
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have....
HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE! *** EASTER BUNNY UPDATE ***
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car....
THE USA GOVERNMENT and A DEAD HORSE!!!
Unfortunately, this one is a little truer than not - sometimes . . . . . Dakota tribal wisdom says that when you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount. However, in the United...
NEW STOCK MARKET TERMS
Looks like we have a new spin on an old familiar theme !...
Why we love children...
Art Linkletter was right --- Kids do say the darndest things....
A modern - Who's on First? - Abbott & Costello Updated with 'COMPUTERS'
You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old to REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate this.? For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, please read on......
Best Divorce Letter Ever
Dear Wife: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it....
The Bus Ride
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-Decker bus for a weekend trip to Louisiana....
Should Children Witness Childbirth?
Should children witness childbirth? Good question!...
Business Theorems I
This is an abreviated set of some of the better known Business Rules for the Game. It is amazing how often they will apply to nearly every kind of business situation.....
Did You Know....???
These are very important things to remember !!!...
Great Zinger Quotes
There is no doubt that we have all said out loud (or to ourselves) some the following quotes. Well -- Now you will know the author's name. There may also be a few new zingers here which you haven't heard...
10 Basic Laws of the Universe
These are some really good Rules for the Game of living. Learn and Enjoy !!!!!...
Realities of Retirement
Just in case you are asked why you like being retired!...
NEW WORDS FOR THE NEW MILLENIUM
Some new vocabulary you will definitely want to know....
IDIOT SIGHTINGS
PLEASE STAY ALERT and EXERCISE EXTREME CAUTION! Because they walk among us ... and they REPRODUCE!!!...
The true Software Design Process
This is not the best way to design software, but it seems to be a very common method. (unfortunately)...
Musical Terms
A fun twist on notations and terminolgy for those with a musical flair....
The "710" Problem
Beware of this problem, it's out there....
Microsoft vs. General Motors (funny)
For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on....
Humor
Corny but funny....
One Life Philosophy
Life as Rocks and Beer......
U.S. PAYCHECK GUIDE
The following helpful guide has been prepared to help employees better understand their paychecks:...
GROWN UP
TOP 20 SIGNS THAT YOU'VE ALREADY GROWN UP...
Letter to a Bank
An actual letter sent to a Bank in the United States. The Bank Manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the New York Times....
Classified Ads - a little humor
These were taken from classified ads in a variety of September, 1999 newspapers: (ENJOY)...
Sublime Truths
Just a few short little sayings - Repesenting some of the finer "Rules for the Game" (the game of living life well.)...
WARNING - If only this is all that happened...
Due to increasing products liability litigation, American beer Brewers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers:...
Email, Computers and Business Success
An unemployed man goes to apply for a job with Microsoft as a cleaner. The manager there arranges for an aptitude test (Section: Floors, sweeping and cleaning)....
Funny Translations
The following signs have been found in various locations throughout the world --- using the English language somewhat creatively......
Sad but Funny
This is a bricklayer's accident report, which was printed in the newsletter of the Australian equivalent of the Workers' Compensation Board. This is a true story. Had this guy died, he'd have received a Darwin Award for sure...... )...
Truth in Advertising - NOT
You would think they would proof read & catch some of these (real product instruction) before the products went on the shelf....
RODNEY DANGERFIELD’S ONE LINERS
Rodney passed away in 2004. He started most of his comedy routine one-liners with the words:”I don’t get any respect”, then, we would hear a string of one-liners, in rapid fire fashion (often with rim shots) which would have most...
A Lawyer Story
A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues....
REMEMBER WHEN...
A poem of computer terms - for the Ages (or should that be "Aged")...
New Theory for Success
Interesting theory... Giving More Than 100%!...
Dr. Suess as a Techie
If Dr. Seuss were a Technical Writer...
Big Trouble!
A couple had two little boys ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous....
PEEL AND WIN
A blonde goes into a restaurant and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup....
MERGER MANIA
In anticipation of ongoing corporate consolidations, here are some of the upcoming mergers we can expect to see:...
The Irish Baptist
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin & orders three pints of Guinness...
Where do pets come from?
A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to "Where do dogs & cats come from?"...
Idiot Award Certificates (circa 2003)
Hard to believe, however, all of these stories are real:...
NEW VOCABULARY / NEW WORDS
Essential additions for the workplace vocabulary:...
Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work.....
25 Reasons...
Why Parents Have Gray Hair
The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?"...
The Ferrari
A hip young man went and bought the best car available: a 2000 Ferrari GTO....
COMPUTER HUMOR
If computer operating systems ran the airlines...
Bumper Stickers
A collection of one-liners...
Just a Matter of Perspective
Funny...
The Banister of Life.
As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, remember:...
A Consultant – How did you know?
A Shepherd was herding his flocks in a remote pasture when suddenly a Brand new Jeep Cherokee advanced out of a dust cloud towards him....
Age Barometer
Count how many you remember......
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