Entries from Rules for the Game tagged with 'Real'
On the Lighter Side
A few bits of wisdom (& a couple of funnys)...
SUPERIOR JOB APPLICATION! - THE HOW TO OF APPLICATION ETIQUETTE
This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida........and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!...
Subject: Quotes Department
Some of these may be a repeat, but they are cute. (NOTE: For the younger readers - most of the people who made this quotes have passed on)...
Start the New Year with some good Catholic Giggles....
Dear All: This information is definitely for those who know!...
Random Thoughts
- 20 little bits of wisdom for consideration...
Great Zinger Quotes
There is no doubt that we have all said out loud (or to ourselves) some the following quotes. Well -- Now you will know the author's name. There may also be a few new zingers here which you haven't heard...
IDIOT SIGHTINGS
PLEASE STAY ALERT and EXERCISE EXTREME CAUTION! Because they walk among us ... and they REPRODUCE!!!...
THE YEAR 1906
This will boggle your mind, I know it did mine! The year is 1906 - -just a little over 100 years ago. What a difference a century makes!...
The true Software Design Process
This is not the best way to design software, but it seems to be a very common method. (unfortunately)...
Microsoft vs. General Motors (funny)
For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on....
Old and New Testament Explained
These come from a Catholic elementary school. Kids were asked questions about the Old and New testaments....
Through the eyes of a child
You never know what a child will say – and the simple wisdom they will convey....
One Life Philosophy
Life as Rocks and Beer......
Letter to a Bank
An actual letter sent to a Bank in the United States. The Bank Manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the New York Times....
Sublime Truths
Just a few short little sayings - Repesenting some of the finer "Rules for the Game" (the game of living life well.)...
Stolen Identity - Avoidance Advice & Help
A corporate attorney (in 2003) sent the following memo (guidance information) out to all of the employees in his company after he had his personal wallet stolen . It is a little lengthy but well worth the reading and still...
More - Did you know?
More tidbits of real information - once again - for those of you who know everthing!...
Life Success
A little humor here for everyone. The following is funny and sad but also true. Have a great day everyone....
Email, Computers and Business Success
An unemployed man goes to apply for a job with Microsoft as a cleaner. The manager there arranges for an aptitude test (Section: Floors, sweeping and cleaning)....
Dog Advice
If a dog was the teacher you would learn stuff like:...
Sad but Funny
This is a bricklayer's accident report, which was printed in the newsletter of the Australian equivalent of the Workers' Compensation Board. This is a true story. Had this guy died, he'd have received a Darwin Award for sure...... )...
Truth in Advertising - NOT
You would think they would proof read & catch some of these (real product instruction) before the products went on the shelf....
HELPFUL TIPS FOR A LIFETIME
This collection of goodies are actually some very helpful handyman type hints and fixes for everyday life. We hope you find one or more of them to be useful....
Big Trouble!
A couple had two little boys ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous....
The Goose Story - or - Lessons from Bird Brains
This fall, when you see geese heading south for the winter-flying along in "V" formation-you might consider what science has discovered as to why they fly that way....
Idiot Award Certificates (circa 2003)
Hard to believe, however, all of these stories are real:...
Why Parents Have Gray Hair
The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?"...
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